So, you’re planning a trip to Argentina? Smart move. This country has it all—jaw-dropping landscapes, world-class wine, and enough steak to make even the most committed vegetarians question their life choices. But Argentina is also massive, and figuring out the perfect itinerary is harder than resisting a fresh-out-the-oven empanada. Luckily for you, I have scientifically engineered the ultimate plan for experiencing Argentina in 2025. (Okay, fine, I just tested a bunch of different trips, made some dumb mistakes, and took notes.)
Follow this itinerary, and you’ll see the best of Argentina without wasting time, money, or your sanity.
Day 1-4: Buenos Aires – The City That Never Stops Drinking Mate
Welcome to Buenos Aires! This city runs on tango, late-night dinners, and a suspicious amount of caffeine. Your first stop? Recoleta Cemetery, where Argentina’s elite (including Eva Perón) rest in the most extravagant tombs you’ll ever see. After that, wander through San Telmo for colonial charm, vintage markets, and unexpected street performances.
One mistake I made? Trying to “casually” join a tango circle in La Boca. Let’s just say the locals were not impressed. Learn from me—watch, enjoy, but don’t assume that your two salsa lessons back home qualify you to participate.
Pro Tip: Dinner here doesn’t start before 9 PM. If you show up at a restaurant at 7 PM expecting a meal, you’ll get laughed at (or worse, seated with only the other confused tourists).
Day 5-7: Mendoza – Where Wine Flows Like Water
Next stop: Mendoza, aka wine country heaven. Fly from Buenos Aires (trust me, the 14-hour bus ride is a form of medieval torture) and get ready for Malbec-fueled bliss. Rent a bike in Luján de Cuyo or Maipú and cycle between vineyards. Just don’t make the mistake I did—forgetting that biking after four wine tastings is significantly harder than biking before them.
If you want to balance all that indulgence with some adventure, take a day trip into the Andes Mountains for hiking, rafting, or just standing there in awe. Either way, your liver and your Instagram will thank you.
Pro Tip: Download the app WineMaps to plan your vineyard visits and avoid missing out on the best tastings.
Day 8-10: Patagonia – Because Your Eyes Deserve a Treat
From Mendoza, take a short flight to El Calafate, your gateway to Perito Moreno Glacier, one of the few glaciers in the world still growing (unlike your willpower around dulce de leche). Watching enormous chunks of ice crash into the water is oddly therapeutic, unless you’re that person who dropped their phone trying to film it. (RIP to my first attempt at glacier photography.)
If you’re feeling extra adventurous, head to El Chaltén, Argentina’s hiking capital. The trek to Laguna de los Tres is breathtaking—both because of the view and because you will absolutely be gasping for air by the end.
Pro Tip: Patagonia weather is unpredictable. One minute you’re in a T-shirt, the next you’re wearing every layer you packed. Bring a good windproof jacket and prepare to embrace all four seasons in a single day.
Day 11-13: Bariloche – The Switzerland of South America (With Better Chocolate)
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From Patagonia, fly north to San Carlos de Bariloche, a town that looks like someone picked up the Alps and dropped them in Argentina. Think snow-capped mountains, glacial lakes, and the best chocolate outside of Belgium. Rent a car and drive the famous Circuito Chico for absurdly beautiful views, or take the cable car up Cerro Campanario for a 360-degree panorama that will make you question why you don’t live here.
One of my best (and dumbest) decisions here? Ordering one chocolate sample at Rapa Nui and then proceeding to buy an entire suitcase full to “bring home.” Spoiler: None of it survived past Buenos Aires.
Pro Tip: If you want to feel fancy, have afternoon tea at Llao Llao Hotel. It’s expensive but totally worth it for the views (and unlimited pastries).
Day 14-16: Iguazú Falls – Nature’s Power Shower
For your final stop, prepare to get drenched at Iguazú Falls, one of the most impressive waterfalls on Earth. The best way to see it? Take a boat ride under the falls. Yes, you will get soaked. No, your flimsy plastic poncho will not save you. But yes, it is absolutely worth it.
While you’re here, cross over to the Brazilian side for a more panoramic view—just don’t forget your passport (or do what I did and have to beg an immigration officer in broken Portuguese to let you through).
Pro Tip: Visit early in the morning to avoid crowds, and don’t skip the Garganta del Diablo (Devil’s Throat) walkway. Standing on the edge of that roaring abyss is an experience you’ll never forget.
Final Thoughts – Is This the Best Argentina Itinerary Ever? Yes.
Follow this plan, and you’ll hit Argentina’s greatest highlights without burning out or wasting time. You’ll dance in Buenos Aires, sip Malbec in Mendoza, hike in Patagonia, eat way too much chocolate in Bariloche, and finish off with the awe-inspiring Iguazú Falls. It’s scientifically perfect (or at least, as perfect as a trip filled with steak, wine, and unexpected weather changes can be).
Now, go forth and make some incredible memories—just don’t forget to bring extra storage for all the photos you’ll take.
What’s your favorite spot in Argentina? Drop a comment below!
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